Its a spoof of blaxploitation films and movies like shaft and takes them on brilliantly. By creating the hebrew hammer, kesselman has brought to life a character rarely seen in hollywood or offhollywood films. I thought this was a cool idea, and decided to embark on a similar project. Borat speaking hebrew with israeli journalist duration. This action comedy spoof, said to be in the same vein as undercover brother, but for orthodox jews, adam goldberg saving. Thanks to crowdsourced financing, there will be a sequel to the 2003 cult hit the hebrew hammer. Yeah this is possibly one of the most offensive, politically incorrect films i have ever seen. The theme song is a homage to the theme song of the movie shaft. Hebrew hammer, the on dvd 097368802544 from comedy central. Download the tv guide app for iphone, ipad and android. The hebrew hammer comes out of retirement to prevent a timetraveling hitler from erasing jewish history. The hebrew hammer theres an infectiously silly, undergraduate spirit at work in the hebrew hammer, dedicated to all the jewish brothers and sisters whove had enough of the gentile. The movie starts out hilarious but like the hammers jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile. Download movies from watch32 and stream tv shows on watch32 hd.
It falls into the same one joke, eighty minutes category with such failed comedies as zoolander, the ladies man and cobra. The hebrew hammer written by jonathan kesselman over black, we hear the first few bars of jingle bells. A spoof packed with film references, injokes and gags. A jewish blaxploitation hero saves hanukkah from the clutches of santa clauss evil son. The antidefamation league brought this film up on charges to no avail. Mordechai is now a veteran of the israeli defense forces who fancies himself the hebrew hammer, defending his people against those who seek to do harm. Watch the hebrew hammer 2003 full movie free online. A lot of jewish self deprecation and cliches, some of them are really funny, but overall it all felt kind of bland. The hebrew hammer is a 2003 american movie concerning the jewish superhero mordechai jefferson carver aka the hebrew hammer. The hebrew hammer 2003 jonathan kesselman synopsis. The hebrew hammer has his own sales page as of today. A lot of jewish self deprecation and cliches, some of them are really funny, but overall it. All previous rewards plus a digital download of the film score and all the.
The hebrew hammer 2003 as a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. Also sign me up for fanmail to get updates on all things movies. Armie hammer, annabelle wallis, tom cullen, clint dyer after a failed assassination attempt, a soldier finds himself stranded in the desert. The hebrew hammer 2003 directed by jonathan kesselman. There was a product image showing a sleeve adapter, but i had never seen one in the wild. The hebrew hammer is the hilarious hero in the story of one mans fight to save hanukkah.
The hebrew hammer on dvd november 16, 2004 starring adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, peter coyote. The hebrew hammer is set to fight his biggest foes yet hitler and antisemitism. Rent the hebrew hammer 2003 starring adam goldberg and judy greer on dvd and bluray. Adam goldberg will return as the titular shaftlike private eye, with judy greer reprising. The hebrew hammer is a 2003 american comedy film written and directed by jonathan kesselman. The plot concerns a jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the hebrew hammer who must save hanukkah from the evil son of santa claus, who wants to destroy hanukkah and kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate. The hebrew hammer is a very funny film and has a pretty unique story to make it an entertaining comedy from start to finish. Exposed to the elements, he must survive the dangers of the desert and battle the psychological and physical toll of the treacherous conditions. Anyone not a part of the selective clan shows much jealousy to these awesome peopl. A group of elite jewish people, who have the powere to kick major ass and do so regulary. Nearly 15 years after the original film became a cult hit, director jonathan kesselman is crowdfunding a belated sequel about the worlds leading certified circumcised dick. The hebrew hammer has a curious, potentially illfated distribution scheme. I have a number of relatively obsolete guns in my safe, but a fair number of them are in milspec configuration, and thus i dont want to.
It stars adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, mario van peebles, and peter coyote. It remains to be seen whether audiences will pay to see a slightly different version of a movie anyone with basic cable can get for free, but if nothing else, the theatrical version will benefit from not being. The film centers around mordechai jefferson carver who is an orthodox jewish man who goes by the moniker the hebrew hammer and the hebrew hammer is on a mission to save hanukkah. The hebrew hammer 2003 rotten tomatoes movie trailers. Aside from a few very vulgar moments with the hammer s mother note to hollywood script writers. A jew blaxploitation hero save hanukkah from the clutches of santa claus evil son. The hebrew hammer, the toughest jew in the hood, singlehandedly but with the support of the entire jewish league and some black brothers saves hanukkah from the new evil and racist santa. A jewxploitation spoof in the vein of shaft and austin powers, the hebrew hammer is the story of mordechai, a handsome orthodox jew a. As a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. Nearly 15 years after the original film became a cult hit, director jonathan kesselman is crowdfunding a belated sequel about the worlds. Ten years after the jewsploitation cult flick first hit the screen, the hebraic hero returns to take on hitler. Finding a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or watch the jonathan kesselmandirected movie via. Movie 43 20, the kentucky fried movie 1977, disaster movie 2008, the bogus witch project 2000, my big fat independent movie 2005.
Plus, it was downright insulting without being funny. Staring adam goldberg, sean whalen, richard riehle and tony cox. The hebrew hammer movie dvd is coming out in late november in time for hanukkah. When the hebrew hammer enters the dukes nazi bar, he walks over to the jukebox and plays a song. Hebrew hammers can be characterized by having f thousands of sexy babes. Especially towards the end in tyring to capture santa claus. The hebrew hammer is available to watch free on tubi tv and stream, download, buy on demand at amazon prime, amazon online. Watch the hebrew hammer movie trailers, exclusive videos, interviews from the cast, movie clips and more at.
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The hebrew hammer is a 2003 american comedy film written and directed by jonathan. Someone is playing the movie its a wonderful life to various ethnic groups and converting them to christianity because this is the natural outcome of watching that movie. When hanukkah comes under threat from santas evil son damian, who wants to make christmas the only holiday, the jewish justice league hire a private detective known as the hebrew hammer to save the day. The hebrew hammer comes out of retirement to prevent a timetraveling hitler from.
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